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Forrest Butler

Someone sent me this questionnaire - maybe, it will help.....

What time is it? Time is relative. BTW, you don't have a watch?

Name as it appears on your birth certificate: That's for me to know & you to find out.

What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater? I haven't been to the theater since 1975... the Corps forced me to watch, "We've Never Been Licked!" Seriously.

Eye color: Depends upon my mood (DUMM)

Place of birth: Baptist Hospital

Favorite food: ditto on the DUMM

Ever been toilet papering? Given my utmost respect for those that recycle, no.

Loved someone so much it made you cry: Is that a joke (or should it be a title to a Country/Western song?)

Ever had a car wreck? No (rarely, if ever would I allow a woman to drive my car).

Favorite day of the week: Work is the same whatever day you choose (unless you're an idle daydreamer).

Favorite Restaurant: Those that assiduously pamper my guests.

Favorite flower: The kind that die every winter (I never could remember if that made them a perennial or annual).

Favorite drink: Water, fresh - as out of the tap (but a cold stream in Alberta works as well)

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Whatever successfully intoxicates the lady dining with me.

Favorite flavor ice cream: If you must ask this question, you haven't been paying attention, now have you?

Disney or Warner Brothers? Who? Is this a gay couple I should know (or entertain)?

Favorite fast food restaurant: Those on the verge of bankruptcy (so that they are receiving a very good lesson to never - ever -consider the restaurant business again).

Color of carpet in your bedroom: Don't rightly know. I'm usually looking at the ceiling.

Before this who did you get your last email from? An entity selling drugs

Which store wood you max out your credit card at? In the first place the condition, "would", has (obviously) nothing to do with a tree. Secondly, never end a sentence with a preposition. And thirdly, I don't shop (nor do I believe my credit card has a limit).

What do you most often do when you get bored? Respond to you?

Where is the one place you would like to go to that you haven't been? The moon (and if I can't get there, Alice - as in the Honeymooners, I know a few people I would send).

Bedtime: When I get ready (or DUMM).

Who are you most curious about? Me curious? You're kidding right?

Favorite TV show? The Beverly Hillbillies (I relate to Jethro).

Ford or Chevy? Volvo (now, a Ford)

What are you listening to right now? The plant (not Robert - the manufacturing one)

Favorite color: Blue (but usually, I'm seeing red)

How many tattoos do you have? None (and if you have one, I think the next time I see you I'm going to give you one on your head).

Time you finished this email: Let me just say it's not on my side.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken obviously. The egg is without adequate faculties to make much of anything happen - certainly, not conception.

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